{"id":2731,"date":"2007-07-12T00:05:04","date_gmt":"2007-07-11T22:05:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/happy2travel.eu\/sk\/?p=2731"},"modified":"2019-01-20T14:10:35","modified_gmt":"2019-01-20T12:10:35","slug":"stretnutie-s-evo-moralesom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/happy2travel.eu\/sk\/stretnutie-s-evo-moralesom","title":{"rendered":"Ako som stretol bol\u00edvijsk\u00e9ho prezidenta"},"content":{"rendered":"

Po t\u00fd\u017edni str\u00e1venom v hnij\u00facom bol\u00edvijskom meste na kraji so\u013enej p\u00fa\u0161te sa u\u017e-u\u017e chyst\u00e1me vypadn\u00fa\u0165, ale bl\u00ed\u017ei sa n\u00e1v\u0161teva jeho kokovej v\u00fdsosti Eva Moralesa. Znie to neuverite\u013ene, ale je to tak. Kv\u00f4li Evovi sme o jeden de\u0148 prelo\u017eili aj cestu do so\u013enej p\u00fa\u0161te, lebo hoci Uyuni m\u00e1me u\u017e viac ako pln\u00e9 zuby, tak\u00fato pr\u00edle\u017eitos\u0165 si ujs\u0165 nenech\u00e1me.<\/p>\n

Sl\u00e1vnos\u0165 na okraji p\u00fa\u0161te<\/h3>\n

\"Sl\u00e1vnostn\u00fd<\/a>A naozaj. V stredu, 11. j\u00fala, sa mesto u\u017e od r\u00e1na zap\u013a\u0148a \u013eu\u010fmi. Indi\u00e1ni oslavovali u\u017e v predo\u0161l\u00fa noc a ml\u00e1\u010dky zvratkov prekra\u010dujeme na ka\u017edom kroku. Uyuni dnes oslavuje v\u00fdro\u010die zalo\u017eenia mesta, za\u010d\u00edna sa folkl\u00f3rny festival a zop\u00e1r in\u00fdch pr\u00edle\u017eitost\u00ed. Prezident m\u00e1 okrem in\u00e9ho prestrihn\u00fa\u0165 stuhu nad za\u010diatkom asfaltovej cesty do ban\u00edckeho mesta Potos\u00ed. Bol\u00edvia a asfaltov\u00e9 cesty? Nu\u017e, uvid\u00edme… Uyuni je pre Bol\u00edvij\u010danov d\u00f4le\u017eit\u00e9 i z poh\u013eadu ich hist\u00f3rie; je to jedin\u00e9 v\u00e4\u010d\u0161ie mesto, ktor\u00e9 im \u010cile neanektovalo z\u00e1rove\u0148 s cel\u00fdm regi\u00f3nom Antofagasta, o ktor\u00fd pri\u0161li po prehratej vojne na konci 19. storo\u010dia.<\/p>\n

\"V<\/a>Napoludnie s\u00fa ulice zaplnen\u00e9 desiatkami tis\u00edcov \u013eud\u00ed. Po bud\u00facej asfaltovej ceste defiluj\u00fa folkl\u00f3rne s\u00fabory v n\u00e1dhern\u00fdch farebn\u00fdch krojoch, zo v\u0161etk\u00fdch str\u00e1n si konkuruj\u00fa hudobn\u00e9 zbory, orchestre a opit\u00e9 hrdl\u00e1. Vykra\u010duj\u00fa si tu d\u00f4stojn\u00e9 indi\u00e1nske matr\u00f3ny, ka\u017ed\u00e1 s desiatimi suk\u0148ami; ob\u010das si hopn\u00fa do tanca. Zbesilo sa pre\u017e\u00favaj\u00fa kokov\u00e9 listy. Na nadut\u00e9 l\u00edca pln\u00e9 kokov\u00fdch alkaloidov si budem postupne musie\u0165 zvykn\u00fa\u0165. Nap\u00e4tie vrchol\u00ed, na oblohe prelet\u00ed prezidentsk\u00e9 lietadlo a vojensk\u00fd orchester prech\u00e1dza do dychovkov\u00e9ho orgazmu.<\/p>\n

V tomto momente je cel\u00e9 okolie doslova zaplaven\u00e9 \u013eu\u010fmi, transparentmi a tane\u010dn\u00edkmi. Zvl\u00e1\u0161tni pracovn\u00edci rozd\u00e1vaj\u00fa \u013eu\u010fom \u010diapky a tri\u010dk\u00e1 s logom sponzorov: vrhne sa na nich h\u00faf indi\u00e1nov, t\u00fa\u017eiacich po dar\u010dekoch. Jeden z pracovn\u00edkov je po chv\u00edli \u013eahko udupan\u00fd, ostatn\u00ed v panike odhadzuj\u00fa suven\u00edry a utekaj\u00fa od epicentra, v ktorom sa teraz v\u00e1\u013eaj\u00fa desiatky tiel. Cel\u00fa situ\u00e1ciu nezaujato sleduj\u00fa deti na koloto\u010doch. V plastov\u00fdch k\u00e1\u010datk\u00e1ch znudene \u017emurkaj\u00fa na tento \u010dudn\u00fd svet.<\/p>\n

\"Vojensk\u00e1<\/a>Z proti\u013eahlej ulice sa napokon vynor\u00ed kol\u00f3na vozidiel, policajti s tv\u00e1rami det\u00ed zo z\u00e1kladnej \u0161koly hor\u00fa\u010dkovito odh\u00e1\u0148aj\u00fa zvedavcov a z d\u017e\u00edpu vystupuje jeho kokov\u00e1 magnificencia, obkolesen\u00e1 d\u00f4le\u017eit\u00fdmi \u013eu\u010fmi. Evo prech\u00e1dza i okolo m\u0148a a zvedavo sa na m\u0148a pozrie: siaha mi kdesi po prsia. Potom ho zaclon\u00ed str\u00e1\u017eca s tv\u00e1rou indi\u00e1na a telom gorily a vych\u00e1dzaj\u00fa na trib\u00fanu.<\/p>\n

Franc\u00fazsky bozk s bol\u00edvijsk\u00fdm prezidentom<\/h3>\n

\"Evo<\/a>Zatia\u013e sa v\u0161ak ni\u010d nedeje. \u010cak\u00e1me \u010fal\u0161iu polhodinu bez akejko\u013evek zmeny, Evo i ostatn\u00ed signat\u00e1ri nepohnute sedia a orchester u\u017e pomaly odpad\u00e1va od \u00fanavy. Nesk\u00f4r sa od ist\u00e9ho novin\u00e1ra dozvieme d\u00f4vern\u00fa inform\u00e1ciu, \u017ee v meste pr\u00e1ve vypadol pr\u00fad a usporiadatelia hor\u00fa\u010dkovito zh\u00e1\u0148aj\u00fa benz\u00ednov\u00fd gener\u00e1tor. Evo v\u0161ak na sebe samozrejme ned\u00e1 ni\u010d zna\u0165.<\/p>\n

Gener\u00e1tor napokon poskytne gazdin\u00e1 z o\u0161arpan\u00e9ho domu hne\u010f pri prezidentskej trib\u00fane, mikrof\u00f3ny sa op\u00e4\u0165 zap\u00e1jaj\u00fa a sl\u00e1vnos\u0165 sa m\u00f4\u017ee bez hanby za\u010da\u0165. \u0160\u0165astn\u00ed obyvatelia skanduj\u00fa “Evo, Evo”, hor\u00fa\u010dkovito pre\u017e\u00favaj\u00fa kokov\u00e9 listy a orchester \u0161alie v posledn\u00fdch z\u00e1chvatoch ext\u00e1zy. Vl\u00e1dne tu neop\u00edsate\u013en\u00fd zm\u00e4tok, na trib\u00fanu prich\u00e1dzaj\u00fa predstavitelia v\u0161etk\u00fdch skup\u00edn, Evovi aj ostatn\u00fdm odovzd\u00e1vaj\u00fa dar\u010deky, pusinky, buchn\u00e1ty a mnoh\u00e9 in\u00e9. Ktosi Evovi natiahne indi\u00e1nsku u\u0161ianku a tu\u010dn\u00e1 ru\u017eovol\u00edca indi\u00e1nka ho vz\u00e1p\u00e4t\u00ed po\u010dastuje \u010d\u00edmsi, \u010do by som nev\u00e1hal nazva\u0165 franc\u00fazskym bozkom.<\/p>\n

\"Evo<\/a>Evo m\u00e1 evidentne dos\u0165; v u\u0161ianke vyzer\u00e1 ako tot\u00e1lny idiot a je mu to jasn\u00e9. Odstr\u010d\u00ed indi\u00e1nku, spakruky si utrie \u00fasta a z hlavy strhne u\u0161ianku. \u010cosi po\u0161epne pr\u00edsediacemu d\u00f4stojn\u00edkovi a odteraz sa dar\u010dekonosi\u010di dostan\u00fa len po kub\u00e1nskeho ve\u013evyslanca, \u010falej u\u017e nie. Sme pln\u00ed dojmov a smradu z kokov\u00fdch listov; m\u00f4\u017eeme sa vr\u00e1ti\u0165 do hotela. V meste zatia\u013e \u0161alej\u00fa \u010fal\u0161ie defil\u00e1dy, pochoduje viac vojska, indi\u00e1ni sa tackaj\u00fa v\u00fdraznej\u0161ie a vo v\u00e4\u010d\u0161\u00edch mno\u017estv\u00e1ch.<\/p>\n

E\u0161te raz stretn\u00fa\u0165 gorilu<\/h3>\n

Ulice s\u00fa ve\u010der jedna ve\u013ek\u00e1 diskot\u00e9ka, Evo sa rad\u0161ej medzi\u010dasom vytratil a v na\u0161om hoteli stret\u00e1vam len jeho str\u00e1\u017ecu. Mus\u00ed by\u0165 vskutku kr\u00ed\u017eencom Opice a domorodca. Je vysok\u00fd takmer ako ja a dvakr\u00e1t tak\u00fd \u0161irok\u00fd, obo\u010die mu zrast\u00e1 s chrbtov\u00fdm ochlpen\u00edm. Pod kab\u00e1tom mu vis\u00ed mal\u00fd samopal a prisahal by som, \u017ee do vysiela\u010dky \u0161tek\u00e1 zvuky, ak\u00e9 som po\u010dul v no\u010dnej d\u017eungli v Braz\u00edlskej amazonke.<\/p>\n

Mu\u017e sa na m\u0148a pozrie, vycer\u00ed horn\u00fa \u010de\u013eus\u0165 a ja okam\u017eite pochop\u00edm, \u017ee moja \u010fal\u0161ia pr\u00edtomnos\u0165 je tu zbyto\u010dn\u00e1. S Justynou si bal\u00edme veci na zajtraj\u0161iu t\u00faru, na spac\u00e1ky si kladieme v\u0161etk\u00fdch dvadsa\u0165 pokr\u00fdvok, ktor\u00e9 sme v izbe na\u0161li, a l\u00edhame si spa\u0165.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Evo Morales vyzeral d\u00f4stojne dokonca aj s indi\u00e1nskou u\u0161iankou natiahnutou nakrivo na hlave.<\/p>\n

Potom v\u0161ak dostal od \u010dipernej indi\u00e1nky \u010dosi, \u010do by som nev\u00e1hal nazva\u0165 franc\u00fazskym bozkom. Mal dos\u0165. Odstr\u010dil \u017eeni\u010dku, strhol si z hlavy u\u0161ianku a spakruky si utrel \u00fasta. \u010cosi po\u0161epkal vojensk\u00e9mu d\u00f4stojn\u00edkovi a odteraz boli dar\u010dekonosi\u010di p\u00fa\u0161\u0165an\u00ed u\u017e len ku kub\u00e1nskemu ve\u013evyslancovi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2730,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[361],"tags":[125,403,412,401],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/happy2travel.eu\/sk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2731"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/happy2travel.eu\/sk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/happy2travel.eu\/sk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/happy2travel.eu\/sk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/happy2travel.eu\/sk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2731"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/happy2travel.eu\/sk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2731\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8129,"href":"https:\/\/happy2travel.eu\/sk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2731\/revisions\/8129"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/happy2travel.eu\/sk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2730"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/happy2travel.eu\/sk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2731"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/happy2travel.eu\/sk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2731"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/happy2travel.eu\/sk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2731"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}